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This would make me ride a motorcycle in a heartbeat.

Posted in Cool, Culture, Design, Photos on March 9th, 2009 by Tony – Be the first to comment

NOW THIS is a motorcycle. I mean, sign me up. If you own and ride one of these, it automatically makes you cooler than 99% of the people out there. This is the 1949 MOTO MAJOR 350.

Torinese engineer Salvatore Majorca created the revolutionary Moto Major straight after WWII. Apparently it was an engineering rather than styling exercise, but 60 years on, its shape is still breathtaking. The wheels, in particular, would not look out of place on many modern motorcycle

Chow Martin.

Posted in Art, Cool on February 8th, 2009 by Tony – 2 Comments

Wow.  I’m totally in love with the work of Chow Martin.  Amazing stuff.

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The Inauguration as seen from space.

Posted in Photos, Politics, Science on January 21st, 2009 by Tony – Be the first to comment

Ran across this from Make.  The GeoEye-1 (Google’s satellite) took pictures of President Obama’s inauguration the other day. Luckily it was a clear day, and the pictures, taken from 423 miles up, look great.

Inauguration from space - Mall View

Inauguration from space - Mall View

(via Make)

Manu Dibango: Soul Makosa

Posted in Culture, Music on January 16th, 2009 by Tony – Be the first to comment

The first real disco record was 1972’s “Soul Makossa” by the Cameroon-born sax player Manu Dibango. In the song, Dibango can be heard chanting Mama-se, mama-sa, mama-koo-sa.

Mama-se, mama-sa, mama-koo-sa.

Michael Jackson used it 10 years later in his song “Wanna be Startin’ Somethin’” (via Neatorama)

Stevie Wonder – Superstition live on Sesame Street

Posted in Culture, Fun, Movies, Music on December 29th, 2008 by Tony – Be the first to comment

I LOVE the kid rocking out to Stevie. Why we don’t have music like this on kids shows today I just don’t know. But this is classic, great stuff.

Yet I can’t help thinking that this belongs on the Muppets more than Sesame Street. Maybe the Animal effect?

I, for one, welcome our Siphonophore Overlords.

Posted in Movies, Science on December 26th, 2008 by Tony – Be the first to comment

This is straight out of a Lovecraftian nightmare. It even looks like Shub-Niggurath.

Shub-Niggurath here, or Shub as I like to call him, is comprised of several different, totally individual organisms that have decided to basically live all up in each others shit. They take on the characteristics of a single large organism. It’s like a hive mind taken to the next step.

Star Wars Nativity

Posted in Art, Culture, Fun, Movies, Photos on December 23rd, 2008 by Tony – Be the first to comment

 

star_wars_nativty_05, originally uploaded by Larry Lars.

This is full of win. It’s just genius. Having the twins in the manger is the crowning touch.

This is just all the best parts of the holidays, lego and Star Wars all wrapped up in one package. Nice.  Read more at the Star Wars Blog.

The Dune that should have been.

Posted in Art, Cool, Culture, Movies on November 17th, 2008 by Tony – Be the first to comment

Wow. I’m a fan of Dune, both the books and the movie, but this blows me away.   I was not aware that this ever was conceived.

Alejandro Jodorowsky worked at creating a truly amazing Dune movie in 1975.  He worked with H.R.Giger (!!), Jean Giraud, Chris Foss, Pink Floyd (!!) to do the score.  Funding stopped the process, and it’s a shame.

Casting, sound, art, it was all planned out to be a beautiful, weird movie (and yes, I know Lynch’s was the same, but go look at the art and tell me that this wasn’t going to be magic.)   I mean, check out his description of Emperor Padishah Shaddam IV.

The Emperor of the galaxy is insane. He lives on an artificial gold planet, in a gold palace built according to not-laws of antilogical. He lives in symbiosis with a robot identical to him.

 

 From his summary of the script:

Already 20,000 years ago
        that the Earth burst…
Man conquered the Galaxy,
        but he realizes
        that he still lives on an Island:
the Galaxy itself is encircled by
        an insuperable Magnetic Wall.
No one could cross it.
Not having anything more
        to discover,
        to conquer,
Man delivers himself completely
        to the pleasure,
give his capacity to machines
        and degenerates in the luxury.

Oh how I wish this was made.  The imagery just brings the books to life, just so much more in line with the books tones.

Viewing other planets.

Posted in Cool, Science on November 14th, 2008 by Tony – Be the first to comment

Two groups of astronomers have taken the first pictures of planets going around other stars.   This is just astounding.  We’re now able to view OTHER PLANETS.  This just makes me giddy. 

Dr. Christian Marois is with a team from the Herzberg Institute of Astrophysics in Victoria, British Columbia that recorded three planets circling a star (HR 8799) that is 130 light-years away in the constellation Pegasus.

Paul Kalas, leading a team from UC Berkeley, photographed a planet orbiting Fomalhaut, which is 25 light-years away in the Piscis Austrinus constellation.

Granted, if you go look at the photos, they are scratchy, grainy images with little pixels jumping around.  But if you’re an astronomer, you see this and you see planets.  Kepler himself would feel right at home looking at these images. 

Now we’ve discovered 300 extrasolar planets out there, but based on indirect observation.  This is mostly done by measuring dips in starlight as the planet passes in front of it.

“Every extrasolar planet detected so far has been a wobble on a graph,” said Bruce Macintosh, an astrophysicist from Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California and a member of Dr. Marois’s team. “These are the first pictures of an entire system.”

These new planets are HUGE.   Just to put this into perspective, Jupiter is two and a half times larger than ALL the other planets in our solar system combined.  It’s 318 times more massive than Earth (it’s diameter is equal to 11 Earths.)  And we’re GREATLY expanding this size with these planets.  Hell, Jupiter is so big it’s barycenter is actually above the Sun’s surface. (A barycenter is the point between two objects where they balance each other. In other words, it is the center of gravity where two or more celestial bodies orbit each other.)

The three planets orbiting HR 8799 are roughly 10, 9 and 6 times the mass of Jupiter, and orbit their star in periods of 450, 180 and 100 years respectively, all counterclockwise.

The Fomalhaut planet is about three times as massive as Jupiter, according to Dr. Kalas’s calculations, and is on the inner edge of a huge band of dust, taking roughly 872 years to complete a revolution of its star.

I feel strongly that we, as a race, need to move to the stars.  We need to find other planets, other places where we can expand and grow.  These sort of studies and findings are crucial to that sort of growth.  That’s why I get so excited.

I have the Power!

Posted in Art, Cool, Culture, Fun on November 12th, 2008 by Tony – Be the first to comment

He-Man was a cartoon I am very familiar with.  Grew up with He-Man, the show, the toys, all of it.  Having a little brother allowed me to be more than familiar with a lot of toys and cartoons, longer than I might have normally.

Marko Djurdjevic created a series of He-Man designs.  They are just beautiful.  I want to see the entire case redesigned.  He-Man, Teela, Battle Cat, Castle Grayskull, all of it.  He has a very nice collection, I just crave MORE.