Simian Design

Arkansas gives new meaning to MGD.

The 20th anniversary of the opening of Capones ‘Vault’.  Suck it Geraldo. (via)

Potential Nationals Owner Wants To Kill And Eat This Puppy. Odd doesn’t even begin to cover this.

Okay. You _must_ go watch this. Simply put, it’s [the David Hassellhoff music video singing 'Hooked on a Feeling'][1]. What, you’re not gone yet? Go. Now.

[1]: http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

Now that’s an unfortunate name. I think I’d be legally changing at least parts of it.

Now this is funny. In a tragic way, but funny. I personally like options 1 & 3 for his solutions to this problem.

The perils of iTunes celebrity playlists. This is a truly hilarious look at the iTunes Celebrity playlists.

I love going through this lists, and have found a few that are decent. But not many.

If you ever see me dress up like Jay Maynard in his TRON costume, you have my permission to kill me. I’ll even pay for the bullet. Or whatever instrument of destruction you wish to use to end my suffering.

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity. With Illustrations! And very clear explanations.

The short and sweet rules are as follows:

Rule 1: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

Rule 2: The probability that a certain person be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person.

Rule 3: A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.

Rule 4: Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places and under any circumstances to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake.

Rule 5: A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.

Google Search: “miserable failure”. That’s pretty funny. (link via Karl)